Garrett Kelley

“You know, it’s funny. Some of us will never, ever find true love. Like, take for instance, me. And I’m pretty sure that guy, right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everbody at table nine. But the worst thing is that me, fatty, sideburns lady, and the mutants over at table nine will never, ever find a way to better the situation. Because apparently, we have absolutely nothing to offer the opposite sex.” – The Wedding Singer