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		<title>Back to Facebook</title>
		<link>http://garrettkelley.com/archives/751</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 09:32:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>garrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post is quite a bit overdue, but as most of you have figured out by now I have returned to Facebook. Why I did is something I have asked myself time and time again. The primary reason I came back was due to my friends. I found myself frequently missing out on happenings in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This post is quite a bit overdue, but as most of you have figured out by now I have returned to Facebook. Why I did is something I have asked myself time and time again. The primary reason I came back was due to my friends. I found myself frequently missing out on happenings in my social circle because they were occurring on Facebook. Facebook can also be a good time waster when I&#8217;m bored. I still however feel as I did before. My opinion on Facebook has not changed, therefore I tread very lightly. I limit the amount of information I share and strictly control whom I share it with. For instance I prefer to share my photos on Flickr instead of Facebook. I have now opened up my Twitter feed to the public as a way to share with anyone that cares to follow me. I limit my Facebook friends to people I actually know and converse with on a regular basis.</p>
<p>With MySpace dying a slow painful death, Facebook has a social networking monopoly. I look forward to the next social platform which usurps Facebook&#8217;s hold on our lives.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Personalized ringback tones</title>
		<link>http://garrettkelley.com/archives/737</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 01:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>garrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would like to find whomever &#8220;invented&#8221; personalized ringback tones and personally punch them in the face. This person deserves it. Personalized ringback tones are the most annoying &#8220;feature&#8221; of mobile phones today. Music ringtones take a close second place. Most people listen to crappy music. Why these people feel the need to subject me [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would like to find whomever &#8220;invented&#8221; personalized ringback tones and personally punch them in the face. This person deserves it. Personalized ringback tones are the most annoying &#8220;feature&#8221; of mobile phones today. Music ringtones take a close second place.</p>
<p>Most people listen to crappy music. Why these people feel the need to subject me to it while I am calling them is beyond me. I already hate talking on the phone, and having to listen to the crappy song of the week while calling someone only makes the experience worse. All I need to verify that my call is being successfully received by the other person is the standard 440 Hz + 480 Hz tone.</p>
<p>I am now instituting a new policy. If you feel the need to subject me to a personalized ringback tone when I call you, I no longer feel the need to call you.</p>
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		<title>Facebook: you are fired</title>
		<link>http://garrettkelley.com/archives/714</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 22:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>garrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have quit Facebook. Why, might you ask? There isn&#8217;t one answer or one reason. Truthfully, it is a collection of reasons and a decision I came to over the last several months. The one conclusion I came to which actually allowed me to delete my account is the realization that I do not need [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have quit Facebook. Why, might you ask? There isn&#8217;t one answer or one reason. Truthfully, it is a collection of reasons and a decision I came to over the last several months. The one conclusion I came to which actually allowed me to delete my account is the realization that I do not need it.</p>
<p>MySpace is a cesspool of degenerates, shoddy html, poor design, and oh yes&#8230;music. I believe this is the direction Facebook is heading. Facebook users are now facing an onslaught of friend requests from people whom they causally know (at best),  shady applications, pointless quizzes, and let us not forget status updates which you MUST repost if you support the cause of the hour. Not to mention that you have to read every couples love fest back and forth to each other. This is one problem I really do not understand. There are several options for communicating PRIVATELY to your partner how you feel. Email, text message, instant message, or even a private Facebook message are all excellent choices. If you and your partner feel the need to constantly inundate your Facebook friends with lovey-dovey public messages to each other, perhaps you should re-evaluate your relationship. Are you trying to convince each other you are in love or the public at large? Ether answer is cause for concern. The friend requests. Oh, the friend requests. These come from people you casually meet in the journey of life, friend&#8217;s parents, or people whom you have not talked to in a decade. The problem here is that EVERYONE is on Facebook these days. That being said, Facebook does not make it easy enough to share what I want to with only the people I want to.  I wistfully remember the days when Facebook membership was limited to college students.</p>
<p>Another problem is that Facebook is becoming too large for itself. Facebook is attempting to do everything. The problem with doing everything is that it does nothing well and everything mediocre. Take Twitter and Foursquare for example. These two companies offer a core service which they excel at. So far they only offer their respective core services and I hope they stick to them. Facebook is stepping on everyone else&#8217;s toes by trying to integrate other companies&#8217; offerings into their product portfolio. Facebook is on a path to follow Microsoft in their footsteps. Becoming a company so large and unmanageable that it cannot offer a quality product customers can believe in and rely upon. The current similarity between these two companies is that their product is so widely used that people use them simply because everyone else does. Note: While I am a user of Microsoft products, they do have their issues.</p>
<p>Perhaps I just have a different idea of what Facebook should be used for. I would like to use it to communicate with my friends without all of the fluffy nonsense. I would like a simple and straightforward service to share my random thoughts, useful things I find while browsing the net, or  other things I believe my friends would be interested in. I do not need or want requests to join stupid causes, take some pointless quiz, or become &#8220;friends&#8221; with someone I have not talked to in over a decade. Especially those people that send me a friend request, but after becoming &#8220;friends&#8221; never actually communicate with me. I do not want to read your pointless status update about how you support some random cause or how much you love your partner. I simply do not care. I will stick with Twitter.</p>
<p>All of you have several other ways of contacting me: by phone, SMS, email, Google Talk, Twitter (<a href="http://twitter.com/neuor">http://twitter.com/neuor</a>), or this site.</p>
<p>I do not consider leaving Facebook a loss, but rather liberation from a self-serving company.</p>
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		<title>Facebook No More?</title>
		<link>http://garrettkelley.com/archives/541</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>garrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m thinking about quitting Facebook and you should consider leaving too. My reason is simple: I do not trust Facebook with my information. More importantly I do not trust Mark Zuckerberg. Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook have repeatedly demonstrated their disrespect for their users and their privacy. Facebook touts the granular control of their privacy controls. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m thinking about quitting Facebook and you should consider leaving too. My reason is simple: I do not trust Facebook with my information. More importantly I do not trust Mark Zuckerberg. Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook have repeatedly demonstrated their disrespect for their users and their privacy. Facebook touts the granular control of their privacy controls. Sure, they are there, but for the average person are almost impossible to use or understand. Furthermore, Facebook on multiple occasions has experienced privacy leaks. For example, earlier this year a glitch caused private messages to go to the wrong users (<a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2010/02/25/facebook-glitch-sends-messages-to-the-wrong-people/">link</a>). Zuckerberg himself has demonstrated disrespect for Facebook users&#8217; privacy and his own lack of moral standards. For example: when Zuckerberg was building The Facebook, he was also allegedly working on a competing project, HarvardConnection, with other students. Instead of building HarvardConnection Zuckerberg stole their ideas and built his own social network (<a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/how-mark-zuckerberg-hacked-into-the-harvard-crimson-2010-3">link</a>). Another example is his instant messaging conversation (<a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/well-these-new-zuckerberg-ims-wont-help-facebooks-privacy-problems-2010-5">link</a>) where he labels Facebook users as &#8220;dumb fucks&#8221; for trusting him with their private data. More recently a New York Times blogger shared that Zuckerberg does not believe in privacy (<a href="http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/04/report-facebook-ceo-mark-zuckerberg-doesnt-believe-in-privacy/">link</a>). Clearly Zuckerberg&#8217;s interests, company, and money come first. The safety and privacy of Facebook users are of little concern to him.</p>
<p>Facebook needs to restore trust in their company. To do this Facebook needs to make a couple of changes. First, change the default privacy settings for user data from public to private. ALL of my information on Facebook should be private until I expressly change it to become public. Not the other way around. When I delete my Facebook account ALL of my information and data should be COMPLETELY and PERMANENTLY deleted. Rather, Facebook holds onto your data for 14 days in case you change your mind. I can see this as useful for people who are unsure they want to separate from Facebook, but there should also be an option to delete my data instantly. Making the situation even worse is the fact that if you delete your account not all of your data is removed. Facebook Help states &#8220;Copies of some material (photos, notes, etc.) may remain in our servers for technical reasons&#8230;&#8221; (<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/social.media/05/25/cnet.deleting.facebook.account/index.html">link</a>). What is SO hard about deleting my data? Please, just remove it from your servers! </p>
<p>The one thing we all need to remember is that Facebook&#8217;s goal is to make money. To make money Facebook sells advertising space. Facebook uses your information to show you advertisements you might be interested in. While Facebook states that no information which can identify you is used for this purpose, there is nothing stopping them from using identifiable information. Combine that with Facebook&#8217;s demonstrated disregard for user privacy and I believe it is only a matter of time. </p>
<p>Do I trust my information with other companies, to some degree I do. Can I actually <em>trust</em> any of them? Maybe, maybe not. The emphasis here is that Facebook and Zuckerberg have repeatedly demonstrated a blatant disrespect and disregard for their users&#8217; privacy. This we cannot ignore.</p>
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		<title>Just Like That</title>
		<link>http://garrettkelley.com/archives/344</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>garrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just like that, I&#8217;m back. Ready to kick the tires and light the fires. All is well in my world.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just like that, I&#8217;m back. Ready to kick the tires and light the fires. All is well in my world.</p>
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		<title>When You Love Someone</title>
		<link>http://garrettkelley.com/archives/338</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>garrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another song that hits close to home is Kid Rock&#8217;s &#8220;When You Love Someone&#8221;. I tell you it will shake the earth beneath your feet The light that shines will redefine your old beliefs What you reap is what you sow and so it goes Where you plant your needs is where your garden grows [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another song that hits close to home is Kid Rock&#8217;s &#8220;When You Love Someone&#8221;.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I tell you it will shake the earth beneath your feet<br />
The light that shines will redefine your old beliefs<br />
What you reap is what you sow and so it goes<br />
Where you plant your needs is where your garden grows<br />
Before you think about yourself<br />
Think of someone else, it will make you feel</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Each day ain&#8217;t wine and roses<br />
I doubt it&#8217;s meant to be<br />
Always a cross to bear salvation don&#8217;t come free<br />
A heart that beats is a heart that bleeds<br />
And you know that&#8217;s true<br />
So don&#8217;t deny yourself of something good for you<br />
Before you do it for yourself, do it for someone else<br />
That makes it real</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&#8216;Cause when you love someone<br />
It don&#8217;t matter what you say<br />
When you love someone<br />
You will dance the night away<br />
When you love someone<br />
There ain&#8217;t nothing you can&#8217;t do<br />
Ain&#8217;t that right<br />
Yeah I want to love someone tonight</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Will you believe in love or just sit around and judge?<br />
Can you forgive someone or will u hold a grudge?<br />
Cuz above selfishness there lies a bright blue sky<br />
And wealth and happiness can be a long and lonesome ride<br />
Yes it&#8217;s hard to steer yourself<br />
Without that someone else to take the wheel<br />
Take the wheel</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Do you believe in the art of growing old<br />
Do you believe that rock n roll can save your soul<br />
Do you believe in everything you do<br />
Cuz when you do that&#8217;s when it all comes back to you<br />
Before you think about yourself<br />
Think of someone else<br />
Do it for yourself<br />
And do it for someone else</p>
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		<title>What I&#8217;ve Done</title>
		<link>http://garrettkelley.com/archives/332</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>garrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I find it more difficult to forgive myself, than it is for me to forgive others. Linkin Park&#8217;s &#8220;What I&#8217;ve Done&#8221; just played in my playlist. Somehow, it rings so true for me right now. The lyrics are below: In this farewell There’s no blood There’s no alibi ‘Cause I’ve drawn regret From the truth [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I find it more difficult to forgive myself, than it is for me to forgive others. Linkin Park&#8217;s &#8220;What I&#8217;ve Done&#8221; just played in my playlist. Somehow, it rings so true for me right now. The lyrics are below:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">In this farewell<br />
There’s no blood<br />
There’s no alibi<br />
‘Cause I’ve drawn regret<br />
From the truth<br />
Of a thousand lies</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">So let mercy come<br />
And wash away<br />
What I’ve done<br />
<em></em><br />
I&#8217;ll face myself<br />
To cross out what I’ve become<br />
Erase myself<br />
And let go of what I’ve done</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Put to rest<br />
What you thought of me<br />
While I clean this slate<br />
With the hands of uncertainty</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em></em>For what I’ve done<br />
I start again<br />
And whatever pain may come<br />
Today this ends<br />
I’m forgiving what I’ve done!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">What I’ve done<br />
Forgiving what I’ve done</p>
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		<title>Nothing to offer</title>
		<link>http://garrettkelley.com/archives/326</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>garrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You know, it&#8217;s funny. Some of us will never, ever find true love. Like, take for instance, me. And I&#8217;m pretty sure that guy, right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everbody at table nine. But the worst thing is that me, fatty, sideburns lady, and the mutants over at table nine [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;<span class="postbody">You know, it&#8217;s funny. Some of us will never, ever find true love. Like, take for instance, me. And I&#8217;m pretty sure that guy, right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everbody at table nine. But the worst thing is that me, fatty, sideburns lady, and the mutants over at table nine will never, ever find a way to better the situation. Because apparently, we have absolutely nothing to offer the opposite sex.&#8221; &#8211; The Wedding Singer<br />
</span></p>
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		<title>Special Purpose Speech</title>
		<link>http://garrettkelley.com/archives/259</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 03:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>garrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I had to give a special purpose speech for my presentational speaking class. I chose to give an acceptance speech of the Nobel Prize in Physics as Doctor Emmett Brown. Doc Brown was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics for his invention of the flux capacitor.  I&#8217;ve included my speech in this post for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today I had to give a special purpose speech for my presentational speaking class. I chose to give an acceptance speech of the Nobel Prize in Physics as Doctor Emmett Brown. Doc Brown was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics for his invention of the flux capacitor.  I&#8217;ve included my speech in this post for your enjoyment. I must also point out that I was wearing my recently acquired BTTF/Dr. Who Woot shirt at the time of speech delivery.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<div id="attachment_260" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://shirt.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=8298"><img class="size-medium wp-image-260" title="shirt.woot.com" src="http://garrettkelley.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/it_came_out_of_nowherevwxdetail-300x225.png" alt="shirt.woot.com" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">It Came Out of Nowhere</p></div>
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<p class="MsoNormal">As a student of all sciences, I have dedicated the better part of my life and my family fortune to science. Today that dedication is recognized. Ya know, the funny thing is, I almost destroyed the very discovery I am being recognized for: the flux capacitor – which, as you all know, is what makes time travel possible. The concept for the flux capacitor originally came to me on November 5th, 1955. I remember the day well. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porcelain was wet, I slipped, and hit my head on the edge of the sink. When I came to I had a revelation, a vision, a picture in my head, a picture of the flux capacitor.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">30 years later, in 1985, I realized the vision of that day. The way I saw it, if I was going to build a time machine into a car I was going to do it with some style. Besides, the stainless steel construction of the DeLorean was the perfect conductor for flux dispersal. On October 26<sup>th</sup>, 1985 I saw the success of temporal experiment number one. During which I was able to send my dog Einstein, exactly one minute into the future. Once I caught up with Einstein and the time machine a minute later I was able to verify that the molecular structure of Einstein and the car were completely intact. It was at this point I knew that the flux capacitor worked.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">After a few more trials I recognized there was a significant downside to my initial design. The original flux capacitor required an immense amount of electricity &#8211; 1.21 gigawatts to be exact. The only natural source of that amount of electricity is a bolt of lightning. Unfortunately, no one knows when and where one will strike. My work on the Manhattan Project provided me with the knowledge necessary to construct a small nuclear reactor to facilitate the generation of electricity required by the flux capacitor. Unfortunately, you can’t just walk into a store and purchase plutonium. <span> </span>I ended up using plutonium which was ripped off from a group of Libyan Nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn gave them a shiny bomb case full of used pinball machine parts.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Today I feel proud that I am able to share this technology with the world. The responsibility of time travel cannot be taken lightly. The slightest change in history can have a catastrophic effect on future events. For this reason, I propose the creation of the Institute of Future Technology. This worldwide organization will govern all time travel activities and technologies.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">To conclude, I would like to thank the science community for recognizing my lifetime commitment to the world of science by honoring me with this Nobel Prize in Physics. I would also like to extend a very special thank you to my friend Marty. Good day.</p>
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		<title>Update:02/17/09</title>
		<link>http://garrettkelley.com/archives/217</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:52:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>garrett</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello all, let me apologize in advance for my lack of posting as of late. A number of things have been occupying my time. Most notably of course is school. Let me just say that I am not a fan of online classes. They are more work then they are worth. Last Friday the renovation [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello all, let me apologize in advance for my lack of posting as of late. A number of things have been occupying my time. Most notably of course is school. Let me just say that I am not a fan of online classes. They are more work then they are worth.</p>
<p>Last Friday the renovation work on my Mom&#8217;s kitchen began. Which means I have been assisting with that project. I went shopping with Mom on Saturday for a new over the range microwave and dishwasher. Several hours and 4 stores later we settled on a Kenmore dishwasher and GE microwave from Sears. Overall, it is a pretty large project. The kitchen is being gutted with the wall between the kitchen and dining room being removed. The sink and dishwasher will now be in an island. New cabinets along with a pantry and broom closet will be installed. The carpet in the dining room is going and the hardwood floor beneath will be resurfaced. All in all it should be an excellent change for her.</p>
<p>My latest project has been the configuration of an AsteriskNOW server. I&#8217;m hosting the Asterisk server inside a VMware Server virtual machine. The server is configured to use SIP and I currently have 5 extensions configured for myself and a few friends. I&#8217;m using a Cisco 7970, my roommate a Cisco 7960, and another friend is using the <a title="X-Lite" href="http://www.counterpath.com/x-lite.html&amp;active=4" target="_blank">X-Lite</a> soft phone. The project has presented a couple of challenges. One is configuring phones outside of my local network to work properly with NAT. Secondly, the configuration for a 7970 is different than that of a 7960. The 7970s now use XML files for all of its configuration. Nonetheless the 5 extensions work and can call each other. The next phase of this project is to integrate the Asterisk box with my <a title="VoicePulse" href="http://www.voicepulse.com" target="_blank">VoicePulse</a> account. This will allow us to make calls on the PSTN and also receive calls from the PSTN. I&#8217;ll provide another update as to how that goes.</p>
<p>Sorry for the long post, I needed to bring you all up to speed on what I&#8217;ve been up to.</p>
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		<title>Veterans Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:42:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>garrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d like to thank all veterans of the US Armed Forces for their service to this great nation. It is their sacrifice which allows the rest of us to enjoy the freedoms we take for granted on a daily basis. Again, thank you.]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;d like to thank all veterans of the US Armed Forces for their service to this great nation. It is their sacrifice which allows the rest of us to enjoy the freedoms we take for granted on a daily basis. Again, thank you.</p>
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		<title>Booze</title>
		<link>http://garrettkelley.com/archives/60</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:28:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve officially decided to give up all forms of booze for an indefinite period of time. By indefinite, I mean until the Halloween party.]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve officially decided to give up all forms of booze for an indefinite period of time. By indefinite, I mean until the Halloween party.</p>
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		<title>Tread</title>
		<link>http://garrettkelley.com/archives/43</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>garrett</dc:creator>
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		<title>Pulling of the teeth&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://garrettkelley.com/archives/41</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>garrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had my wisdom teeth pulled this morning. I have to say that this isn&#8217;t an overly enjoyable experiance. The drugs are keeping the pain under control, although my lower right hole doesn&#8217;t seem to be clotting as quickly as the others. I guess I&#8217;ll see what happens&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had my wisdom teeth pulled this morning. I have to say that this isn&#8217;t an overly enjoyable experiance. The drugs are keeping the pain under control, although my lower right hole doesn&#8217;t seem to be clotting as quickly as the others. I guess I&#8217;ll see what happens&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Going on a Holiday</title>
		<link>http://garrettkelley.com/archives/33</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>garrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going on a holiday this afternoon. Don&#8217;t expect any updates until I return on 7/20. If I&#8217;m allowed to carry my BlackBerry I&#8217;ll be posting twitter updates. Cya, -G.]]></description>
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